Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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