So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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