oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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