i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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