This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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