I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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