exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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