Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize