You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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