don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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