So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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