I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
What changed your mind?
Being sober
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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