Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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