What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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