he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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