Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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