If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
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