Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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