ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just wanna soil my oats bro
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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