He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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