I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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