She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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