How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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