We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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