i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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