ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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