Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Randomize
