I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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