Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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