yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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