Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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