i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
