dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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