How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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