Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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