Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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