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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels

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• (818): View more from California

  my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.

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  None of that is ok.

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• (510): View more from California

  answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.

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• (650): View more from California

  Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.

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  STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!

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• (714): View more from California

  I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...

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