I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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