I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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