But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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