school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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