I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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