She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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