Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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