Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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