next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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