The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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