wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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