THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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