Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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