Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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