sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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