I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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