I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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