Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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