we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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