the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
