last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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