Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My vagina is officially offended.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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