Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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