She's JV to your varsity
I didn't shave. On purpose
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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